The VeeCU
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:06 pm
Hi Guys,
Retirement is supposed to be the time you do all those things you always wanted to do but just didn't have the time while you were working. I've been retired for over three years now and I'm chipping away at the list. I wanted to build a Onex from the day it was introduced, check. The wife and I always wanted to get a travel trailer and visit the state parks, in work. And, I always wanted to work an engineering project outside the corporate environment, just for the sheer fun of it.
Well, it's time to start on #3. The project will be an Engine Control Unit for my Onex. I am serious about the product but now that I have no title, no company, and no reputation to uphold, I can poke fun at myself. While I'm at it I'll poke some fun at corporate America and all of characters that play a part.
Enter the first character, Bud. Bud's a BD (Business Development) guy. Ref. ("https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BD%20guy"). Bud is responsible for the title of this thread. He caught wind of what I was doing and immediately called a brain storming session to name the product.
The second character is Harold. I met Harold right out of school. Harold is the prototypical insecure engineer. He obsesses over every single detail. He wears dark rim glasses and the right ear piece is held on with adhesive tape. Harold comes complete with pocket protector and lives in constant fear of making a mistake. One more thing, Harold's personal hygiene is somewhat lacking. Harold is a hardware guy. Last time I saw Harold he was walking in circles muttering something about load dumps, slew rates, electromagnetic radiation, and input signal conditioning. I'll leave him alone for now. He'll calm down eventually.
I'll play a small part myself. I enjoy the software more than hardware. Like Harold I'm a bit of a social invalid. And..., I don't have a very good filter between my brain and my mouth. That's caused me grief my entire life, especially with the Suits.
Oh yes, the Suits. The Suits are an exceedingly odd group of folks, not like the rest of us. A Suit is likely to have their very own bathroom. I'm not sure why they want to live with their flatulence but it seems to be a status symbol. One things for sure, Suits have no sense of humor. You have to be very careful with these guys, they hold the purse strings. If a Suit ever approaches you with an "idea they've had", even if it is a hopelessly and obviously flawed idea, don't say a word. If you have to say something just say "Wow". Freeze, stare off into space as if awe struck by a truly original thought. After a few moments ask for some time to think about it. Now, you need to train for this situation, just like pushing the nose over on a loss of power, the response needs to be automatic. If you're lucky that will be the end of it. If not there are multiple full back positions. For those I charge a consulting fee.
Project details to follow.
Wes
Retirement is supposed to be the time you do all those things you always wanted to do but just didn't have the time while you were working. I've been retired for over three years now and I'm chipping away at the list. I wanted to build a Onex from the day it was introduced, check. The wife and I always wanted to get a travel trailer and visit the state parks, in work. And, I always wanted to work an engineering project outside the corporate environment, just for the sheer fun of it.
Well, it's time to start on #3. The project will be an Engine Control Unit for my Onex. I am serious about the product but now that I have no title, no company, and no reputation to uphold, I can poke fun at myself. While I'm at it I'll poke some fun at corporate America and all of characters that play a part.
Enter the first character, Bud. Bud's a BD (Business Development) guy. Ref. ("https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BD%20guy"). Bud is responsible for the title of this thread. He caught wind of what I was doing and immediately called a brain storming session to name the product.
The second character is Harold. I met Harold right out of school. Harold is the prototypical insecure engineer. He obsesses over every single detail. He wears dark rim glasses and the right ear piece is held on with adhesive tape. Harold comes complete with pocket protector and lives in constant fear of making a mistake. One more thing, Harold's personal hygiene is somewhat lacking. Harold is a hardware guy. Last time I saw Harold he was walking in circles muttering something about load dumps, slew rates, electromagnetic radiation, and input signal conditioning. I'll leave him alone for now. He'll calm down eventually.
I'll play a small part myself. I enjoy the software more than hardware. Like Harold I'm a bit of a social invalid. And..., I don't have a very good filter between my brain and my mouth. That's caused me grief my entire life, especially with the Suits.
Oh yes, the Suits. The Suits are an exceedingly odd group of folks, not like the rest of us. A Suit is likely to have their very own bathroom. I'm not sure why they want to live with their flatulence but it seems to be a status symbol. One things for sure, Suits have no sense of humor. You have to be very careful with these guys, they hold the purse strings. If a Suit ever approaches you with an "idea they've had", even if it is a hopelessly and obviously flawed idea, don't say a word. If you have to say something just say "Wow". Freeze, stare off into space as if awe struck by a truly original thought. After a few moments ask for some time to think about it. Now, you need to train for this situation, just like pushing the nose over on a loss of power, the response needs to be automatic. If you're lucky that will be the end of it. If not there are multiple full back positions. For those I charge a consulting fee.
Project details to follow.
Wes