by racaldwell » Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:39 pm
Darn, somebody said I made the papers and sure enough, I checked the FAA AIN page and there I am. But it seems that from all the people present, and the amount of time spent, that they would have got it right. They didn't.
I fought a direct crosswind that was very gusty on final and went ahead with the landing thinking the wind would subside some low to the ground. It didn't. ATIS reported 12 kts but that was an hour old and were increasing all morning. I could not hold centerline on final with full sideslip so I crabbed and slipped to stay aligned. As I got over the runway, I held it off to bleed off the excess speed I had carried on final. But that didn't go as planned.
I was riding a bucking bronco. I couldn't stay lined up with the runway and was hoping for a lull where I could line up and set down. Going around should have been the choice but I made the wrong choice to continue. The plane unexpectedly plopped down on all three wheels and I was angled into the wind, not straight with the centerline. Opposite rudder and brake (differiential) was only enough control to keep me from the classic groundloop swerve. I went in a straight line angled about 20 deg. toward the side of the runway into the grass. I shut the engine off with throttle as I got to the grass and then steered away from a sign that was a couple 100 feet in front of me. I came to a stop in the grass near the taxiway.
I didn't hit anything (pure luck) and the grass didn't phase my very tight fitting wheelpants (Vans.) The tower told me not to move and rolled the crash trucks. The two trucks came and blocked the taxiway. I filled out their report, no injuries, no aircraft damage, no airport property damage, and they told me we were finished and I could start up and taxi back to my hangar. So I swung the tail around by hand and positioned it on the short grass adjacent the taxiway.
Then a car pulled up and told me I had to put the airplane back in the position it had stopped and he said the FAA have to come see it before I could leave. For the next 45 minutes, the airport police, airport grounds maintenance, airport administration, and the two crash trucks did their picture and report taking, enough to have made Arlo Guthrie proud. Finally, the guy on the phone with the FAA said they are not coming since there were no injuries or damage. I then saw a helicopter fly over so that must have been the news team.
I started up and taxied back to my hangar. I didn't make my day but I sure made theirs.
Rick Caldwell
Xenos 0057 26 hrs.